airbenderedacted:

My classmate reached whole new levels of bullshitting essays today.
This fucker got full credit.

I am that fucker

airbenderedacted:

My classmate reached whole new levels of bullshitting essays today.

This fucker got full credit.

I am that fucker

  • Tj: lets play 20 questions
  • Booth: ok
  • Tj: does it fit in an oven
  • Booth: YES!
  • Tj: is it a jew?

jumpushfall:

That’s it that’s the whole country

(via airbenderedacted)

spoopy-fangirls-gonna-spoop:

FUCING MEALCOML IN TH MEID LLE

(via theesubliminalmindfuckamerica)

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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this has too many notes to be safe

(via trudivination)

Today in first period,
Girl in my class: “Oh, I’m dumb. Just wait till I’m rich and famous and you’re not.”
Guy in my class: “Sex tapes don’t count”
Class: “OOOOHHHHHHHH”

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

(via airbenderedacted)

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

(via arcticbonobos)

This kid in my class insulted someones koolaid hair and got called “a broke down big mac”