Today in first period,
Girl in my class: “Oh, I’m dumb. Just wait till I’m rich and famous and you’re not.”
Guy in my class: “Sex tapes don’t count”
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
This kid in my class insulted someones koolaid hair and got called “a broke down big mac”
Gonna go take a shower brbbbbb~ c:
We dont care
The text body of the post was not the important thing 8IIII
wow that was rude mister lifesurvivor
Remember when I said one of my classmates found my blog?
HAH, and there is nothing you can do about it
i bet the teachers talk shit about us to other teachers
one time in the hallway i walked past my english teacher and a councelor and the councelor goes “I just wanna punch that kid in the fucking face god dammit”
as someone who taught high school kids for four years
i can confirm this