- Tj: lets play 20 questions
- Booth: ok
- Tj: does it fit in an oven
- Booth: YES!
- Tj: is it a jew?
Today in first period,
Girl in my class: “Oh, I’m dumb. Just wait till I’m rich and famous and you’re not.”
Guy in my class: “Sex tapes don’t count”
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.